Monday, January 25, 2010

Avenger Club ride - Jan '10








So finally a ride planed after 3 months break... !! n this time it was a 500km day ride.. Cudnt have asked for more...!!
So we Finally Started in the morning at 6 from paradise cafe. The first destination was pidduguralla village some 200 km from hyd famous for ancient caves or indeed d BAT caves to be specific...!!

Cruising on NH9 after long time was fun but hell at the same time. NH can be dangerous on time if runt careful so was it for me this time..My bike had a hit from back by another bike for the first time ever since i started driving it .. :(.. luckily there was no damage but DAT single moment was enough to screw ma confidence to ride on the NH within d trucks n all... so we finally halted at a highway restaurant for our breakfast. After the munching on Delicious and heavy breakfast we started for our destination only to be stopped at pidduguralla..
some 15 km from the main village was our main designation spot.. the pellum caves!!..
We there at around 1130 in d morning.. After reaching the caves we were taken inside the caves by the local guide who told us that the caves got 101 openings 2 enter it.. :O.. The caves were full off Bats n was humid n boiling in as we marched further deep into the caves..It was hell humid within n filled with water deep within.. The cave exploring was one great experience in itself..:).. finally we were out of the caves at around 1230 n took d much needed rest...

We started back at around 1:30 from the caves to our next destination - Nagarjuna Sagar Dam! n Damn the roads were hell down there.. Speedbreakerz which actualy were the silencer damager for an avenger were encountered every 15 km... but finally we reaches the sagar dam at around
3 in d noon. By this time we were totaly tired but surprisingly not hungry at all.. we though of taking a break of an hour n starting back for Hyd.. So we had a few snacks in AptDc hotel and started back for HYd at around 4:30.. HYd was around 150 km from the sagar place n riding that Distance after the Fun but tiring day wasn't an easy task.. but anyhow we started back..Had no Oder option anyway!! ..:P..
Finally we halted after cruising at around 50 km near some village place to relax our ass at around 5:30 pm unaware of the fact that the real cruising was awaiting ahead!!...

No not the 100 km which we had to cover for reaching our homes n hitting the bed but But the dawn which was fast approaching!!,.. so 6 in d evening it was wen we finally started to cruise back home but it was dark enough to play the spoil sport on the highway.. The worst part was that it was going to be ma first drive test in the night on a NATIONAL Highway n that too on a BIKE!!!

But i Dared somehow n started following ma fellow riders who were well Experienced.. We were cruising at around 80km speed only to be torched by the flying insects hitting our eye balls n the high beams in which the bloody truck n taxi drivers speed on the highways..The road was enough to be hit by an overtaking truck from other side as i had no clue how to judge the distance after turning half blind because of insects and the high beam lights which literally pierce into the eyes causing the worst pain one can ask for..Finally the city was nearing n so was the hope that i will be Home soon enough only to Get out of that Highway driving situation which turned out to be ma worst Driving experience so far But something to be cherished as a painful but different kinda memory through out..

So We finally reached the city at around 9 in the night and had lill snacks again before bidding adieu to other riders .. By the time i Reached home it was 10 n ma trip indicator showed 480 km since morning.. Thought of riding for another 20 km to complete the 500 km mark in a day ride tag but ma body pain was enough to pull me home n finally to the bed.. Ma eyes were swollen Red , ma Back aching to the worst of it But now m here to Pen down ma first ever self experience...:-D ... So if u guyz have read this one till here Be kind enough to like it n become the follower.. :P.. Noe ma eyes r literally shutting down n begging me to shut down ma system so that i can hit the bed.. :-)...Ignore the spell mistakes..M tired enough to take a look at them.. :p

so then

Cya all till the next experience encountered worth enough to pen down..:)..

Tc..

Cheerz!!


PS: This whole ride could not have been possible without ma 2 fellow riders..:) So i sincerely wanna thanks Pramod n Phani who had been a part of this wonderful experience for been helpful all the way back home..

Saturday, January 23, 2010

HYd ke Haule ... :-P ...


Ek Farhan Qureshi bolke haula rehta, Ek Raju Rastogi bolke haula rehta aur Ek Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad bolke sabse bada haula rehta. Teeno engineering karte rehte Deccan College se, ab Deccan bole toh samajh jao kitta padte so.

Rancho k bawa MIM k MLA rehte toh une full paise wala rehta. Farhan k bawa Yaqutpura State Bank mein kaam karte toh unu thode bhot middle class rehte. Raju k bawa mazoor rehte aur amma teacher re
hte, toh wo loga aakhri faqeera rehte. Asal Raju k bawa shuru se mazoor nai the. Uno masjid k saamne baithke “Mazoor hoon baba, beti ki shadi karna hai, bete ku padana hai” bolke paise kamate the. 1 din 1 chaush namaz ku aaya tha, une chhupke dekha ine sahi mazoor hai kya bolke, toh poore loga gaye baad inke bawa hallu uthke naach letewe jaare the toh chaush ki phir gayi toh maar maarke sahi ka mazoor kar diya.

Beherhaal, admissions hogaye baad teeno Voulga CafĂ© pe milte ittefaq se, ittefaq kya bole toh teeno b chhota goldflake maarte rehte. Udhar se hojati teeno ki dosti. Dosti hogaye k baad mein exama aajate, ab engineering mein rahe toh aisich har thode din ku exama rehte. Toh exama aaye toh full padte padte pagal hojate. Dekhe toh Raju aur Farhan last aate, Rancho 1st aata. Kaisa aaya bole toh une bolta “Kaamyab hone k waaste nakko pado, qaabil hone k waaste pado” Wo baad mein malum hota Farhan aur Raju ku k une attender ku 10 rupaye deke paper nikalwaya tha.

Un logo ka principal rehta Dr. M. A. Malik bolke, magar uske red color k baala rehte toh sab usku LBW bolte (laal balo wala) Toh 1 din Raju, Farhan aur Rancho Madina pe baithke biryani kheechte rehte, udhar LBW parcel lene aata, toh ye loga waiter ku amma bhen karte rehte, wo dekhke in logo k surata yaad rakh leta. Viva k time pe badla nikalna hai bolke decide kar leta. Ab LBW ka lab hai so din ye loga jaate suba, jaake experiment kuch b nai aata, toh BKBB* (Barkath** k bade bhai) ku bole toh unu andar se purani record laake dete. Wo dekh k jaldi likh lete. Ab viva ki baari aate ki phat jati in logo ki, une andar bulaake wo sawala poochta, in logo k phepde tilli gurda upar niche hojata. 1 jawab b nai diye so dekh k une BKBB ku balata, bulake bolta “Ye 3 haule gaye baad next group ku bhejo.”

Ab ghusse mein LBW kya karta, results type karke upar likh deta k “No changes will be entertained” aur 3 haulo ku fail kar deta. Dusre din dekhe toh teeno haule top pe rehte. Wo asal hota kya bole toh Rancho LBW ki potti ku pata leta, pata leke bolta k agar printouts set kari toh INOX mein royal seat pe bithatou, toh une uchaak jati khushi se. Ab wo no changes wali condition ki waja se une wapis fail b nai kar sakta.

1 waqt kya hota, 1 bacha Bhaisa gaun se rehta Asim bolke. Une 1 project banata, remote se chalne wali ghachchup ki bandi. Magar LBW wo project ku namanzoor kar deta toh Asim frustration mein aake suicide attempt karta- 1st floor pe se kood jata. Magar hota kuch b nai, pinda 1st floor pe se koodke koi marte?

Phir ye teeno haule hallu hallu papera clear karte karte,chittiya maar maarke final exams tak pohunch jaate. Aakhri 1 project rehta, wo project hua baad jobs mela rehta college mein.

Raju phir b 1 baar ku job karna chahta magar Farhan jo hai fotographer banna chahta, poore dosto k bhanje bhanjiyo k haqiqe mein inech leta fotua aur taraqqi karke shadiyo k aur valimo k lena chahta magar unke bawa nakko bolte. Phir Rancho samjhaya toh unke bawa b lite lelete, aur Farhan fotographer ban jaata. Raju Dell ka interview deta, usku b job mil jata. Rancho job nai dekhta, kaiku ki kya nai ki!

Ab masla ye hai ki wo project pass karna nai karna LBW k haath mein hai. Une b aisa bada haramka rehta, pass ich nai karta, tanga deta teeno haulo ku. Toh 1 waqt kya hota bole toh, LBW chetak pe jaate rehta, utte mein baarish full shuru hojaati, une jaldi ghar ku pohunch jaayinge sochta magar 1 manhole ka dhakkan khulla rehta usme iski gaadi phas jaati. Ab paani kammar tak aajata aur une gaadi rakh deke chalna shuru karta. Utte mein 1 ghar k saamne se jaate rehta, chhat pe se Rancho rassi phek k bolta k upar aajao, ine nakko bole toh b zabardasti karta toh ine chad jata rassi pe. Ab engineering ka dimagh lagane jaake sochta k pendulum motion mein hilaake upar kheechinge bolke hilaate ki rassi tootke seedha manhole k andar gir jaata une, aur behte behte ghar k paas k manhole mein se nikalta bahar. Haalaake Raju aur Farhan b the udhar, un loga bole nakko lagale bolke, magar suna nai- main pehleich bola sabse bada haula ineich rehta bolke.

Beherhaal, ye hone k baad LBW Raju aur Farhan ku bolta k agar un dono Rancho ka naam project mein se nikal diye toh pass kar detou, toh un loga usku baghair bole k naam nikal dete, aur paas hoke apna apna job shuru kar dete.

Rancho ku engineering complete karne aur 2 saal lagte, aisa atkaake rakh deta LBW usku. Wo hogaya baad Rancho woich karta jo Deccan college k sabse haule students karte- Deccan college mein lecturer ka job!!!

Aaaaalll izzz wellll!!!!

Courtsey: Fb ( 3 idiotz Hyd version)

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